By Denis Jjuuko

A friend who is setting up a bar in Kiruddu recently called for applications for several positions.

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He received thousands of applications. One of them, a master’s degree holder, wanted to become the Askari (a guard)! Somebody else posted on Facebook that his Uber driver had a bachelor and master’s degree in information technology.

He wasn’t doing it as a side hustle — he didn’t even love it but wanted to make ends meet as he continued looking for a job.

Over the weekend, I had lunch with a friend who owns a sizeable commercial printing business. He imported his machinery from Germany from one of the world’s leading makers of commercial printers. The machines usually need servicing and the people who can handle them come from Nairobi. “They charge me per hour and don’t travel by road. Nobody has the capacity to do the job here. I tried to train Ugandans and I gave up,” he said. These ‘service men’ have no degrees!

The leading companies in the oil and gas sector found no welders who they could employ to do jobs. They resorted to training them and building capacity. Yet when they asked people to apply for jobs, many turned up with Masters in Oil and Gas — well versed with archaic theories. They needed people who could work on the rigs, not those who could explain upstream and downstream theories.

Over 40,000 students graduate each year in Uganda. In January this year, 13,333 students graduated from Makerere University. The majority of these are awarded bachelor and master’s degrees. The economy can hardly find jobs for them with some resorting to becoming career students.

The clamour for degrees is so high in Uganda and the politicians have partly ensured that university education is so cheap to attain. Makerere University charges far less than what the same students have been paying in private or even government-aided schools a year. A proposed increment of just 15% which for most courses translates to less than Shs100,000 led to violence and loss of lives. Makerere is cheaper than many nursery schools.

When I was growing up, there was perhaps one graduate in a whole district and district those days were really huge. Masaka started in Lukaya and ended at the Tanzanian border and even covered Ssese islands

and extended to Buganda’s border with Ankole. A student was assured of a good job well before graduation day.

Then students were allowed to sponsor themselves as opposed to being paid for by the government. Technical schools like Kyambogo became universities. An institute that skilled public servants was turned into a conveyor belt for degrees some as ridiculous as a diploma in proposal writing! Businessmen who couldn’t write their names set up universities and became chancellors. To be a university graduate became the easiest thing to achieve in the world.

As a country, we have significantly increased the number of degrees and we even want more. I heard that teachers must have degrees. Don’t be surprised when you hear that to be a policeman, you will need a degree.

We have so many people with degrees today that we should deliberately focus on skilling people. Since our Safe Boda riders and Uber drivers are university degree holders, why don’t we invest in a proper training school for boda boda riding and car driving? As far as I know, there is no proper school in Uganda that teaches people riding bodas and driving cars — hence the carnage you see on our roads. A driving school would not only teach people to drive, but it would also teach people customer care and disrupt the logistics industry forever.

We sing about the potential of tourism but all the little hotels that dot our country have staff that have never been trained. It is not uncommon for a waiter to assure you of the availability of a certain type of food only to return that “chicken and matooke are finished.” It is not uncommon for the same waiter to bring beef to a vegetarian customer!

Young people and their parents despise such jobs and waste two years in high school, one as a long vacation (between university and high school), and then another three or four years attaining a degree. After wasting a minimum of six years, they return to do the jobs that they originally despised.

Imagine if the master’s degree holder who wants to become a guard had after senior four or even primary seven enrolled for a course in a proper security training institute, he would today have many years of experience and many years of earning an income, a far better return on investment.

The writer is a Communication and Visibility Consultant. djjuuko@gmail.com

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