ALL CELEBRITIES are annoying once in a while. It’s natural. After all, they’re people too, so sometimes they act like a public nuisance, only because they’re famous unfortunately, some celebs don’t know their limits.

They think it’s acceptable to repeatedly act like fools until the rest of us have no choice but to send them to purgatory.
Today Xclusive Ug unveils a list of these ‘small minds in old skins…

 

Sue Ochora

SUE Ochola

SUE Ochola

If you don’t know much about Sue, consider yourself blessed. She stormed the social scene as a fashion event organizer and she organized it once way back in 2006. Since then she has been on social scene masquerading as a loaded party animal. No one knows her source of income but she is very close to Nigerian dudes with questionable dealings. For the last three years she has been going around claiming to be the organizer of Arab Money events which have so far been flopping every year. She is over exposed and just a publicity greedy fame whore. She has no talent and is just in the news for the money.

Reports reveal that Sue is close to her menopause years without any hope of having a kid on her earthly life. She has been partying since the early 90s where she kicked off with her late demised DJ Berry who succumbed to a deadly virus. It is high time Sue settled as enough has been considered enough for all partying series.

 

Allan Kanyike

Allan Kanyike

Allan Kanyike

He is one of the popular party lovers in town. He is a common face at social events – more of a show face and he is always quick to exhibit a dance stroke that he has dubbed the ‘Allan Kanyike dance’, after his name.

While dancing, he simultaneously moves his hands in a cyclic manner as he pushes his head forward. Kanyike is a few years shy off his 60s but he is an outgoing person with an itinerary that lasts him throughout the week.

He returned from the UK some years back and since then this old man has been a regular on social scene dancing with some partiers close to be his grandchildren. The notorious man-child has been a public nuisance for some years in happening places. Reports reveal that Kanyike has rentals in Ntinda and also opened a social place along Mukono where he mints money to facilitate his wacky lifestyle. We’re not surprised because Kanyike’s life rotates about enjoying simple life and having a job wouldn’t make sense: he’s too good at spending money to make it. At his advanced age, its time he retires fully home and live a decent old age lifestyle.

 

Judith Heard

Judith Heard

Judith Heard

There’s no denying that Nalongo Heard is smoking hot. She’s also uptight, whiny, and spoiled. But we have known this for many years she has been on the social scene. She’s tries to behave a bitch in real life. When she hooked her Muzungu lover doctor Alex Heard we thought she would settle down for a respected family but she has been getting on nerves of many from year to year with her never-ending social dramas.

Almost every time Judith appears at any event she declares to the world that she is a self-made, astoundingly talented, intelligent woman. Unfortunately, time and time again Judith exhibits behavior that marks her mental capabilities as sub-par and her social graces as nonexistent. She’s rude, she’s loud, she’s ignorant, and she’s obsessed with herself.

There was a time she wanted to fight with Zari when they were fighting to show who had more money to buy Jose Chameleone mobile launch at a concert.

With all due respect Judith needs to grow up and settle down from social circles.

 

David Obua

Obua

Obua

He was one of Uganda’s favourate Cranes and professional football player. Obua is remembered to have undressed himself when he was substituted during the Cranes/Angola match tossing the national Cranes jersey on the touchline when over 40,000 fans were watching at Namboole. For close to two years, David Obua has missed out on playing or kicking a soccer ball at a competitive tournament be it at club or local level.

For the man whose income was from playing professional football might sooner than later become broke or could already be spending his last saving because he is nor earning anymore. Obua is always sighted in different city bars drinking alcohol as if it is about to be banned. However, it is time the once footie star considers leaving the bars because some close sources intimate that they once heard those close to him once complain that the once soccer ace had begun even tapping beer at simple bars as Dinners bar on Kisaasi Road.

 
Desire Luzinda

Desire Luzinda

Desire Luzinda

There is nothing more irksome than this ‘ever sweet 25 years old’ artiste who thinks that her music success can be easily parlayed into years in the music industry.

Unfortunately, being young does not automatically equate to being a successful musician. When her photos leaked to the public the entire country got infatuated with her. Okay, she can sing and she went ahead to compose a song Ekitone to prove how she is endowed underneath.

This was something to be ashamed of but it is only Desire who proved that she is a plain and simple bitchy little girl. A section of the public considered her incredibly fake for this. Up to today she is is being hired to feature in Fake bum enlargement adverts and everyone is wondering what is exactly her

interim focus of  trying to portray herself as such.

She can’t act like a slut and then pretend she’s the most innocent creature to walk among us. Reports reveal that Desire is clocking forty years old according to her former school mate and it’s high time she acts up.
Straka Mwezi

Straka Mwezi

Straka Mwezi

She’s not as sweet as people claim her to be. Her voice on TV is so annoying, nothing beats it. She dresses like a slut most of the time especially during her Late show with even wacky rainbow like coloured hair.

She always dated boys who are popular and top for example Nick Nola, Diamond Oscar, Sizzaman and Stipperman when they were popular. She has always been in huge debts and diddling people including her landlords.

She has tried to start different businesses which include saloons, boutiques, bars and real estate brokerage but all failed.

She tried joining the music industry but couldn’t sing either, and apparently  has outgrown the Late show image after 10 years of presenting it and management has to do a restructure since she cannot compete favourable with different new television presenters.

 

Sheila Nvanungi

Bukenya and Nvanungi

Bukenya and Nvanungi

We don’t want to get too deep into this, but yes, Princess Sheila should consider that her biological clock is not on her side. We understand that becoming a mother of one needs a man but its time Sheila tried to get a man soon before it’s too late. There was time she was on every loaded dude’s speed dial  in town and she forgot that they would all disappear with time,which actually did happen – they all disappeared.

 
Leila Kayondo
She recently fell out with her lover SK Mbuga. Leila joined the music industry in 2006 after Super Girl talent search. She later joined Dream Galz singing group. After 10 years in the music industry, Leila has made a complete fool of herself in many, many other ways.

Most of her former ex-group members have had kids but Leila has been claiming to focus on her career. After failing to become successful in the industry it’s time for Leila to start thinking about having a child. She was dumped by tycoon SK Mbuga for failing to have a kid for him.

 
Abbey Mukiibi

Abby Mukiibi

Abby Mukiibi

Yes, Abbey is a seasoned dramatist and comedian in the Ugandan drama industry.
He is a program’s director at Delta TV and a top director at CBS FM. Considering his ridiculous acting and pranks, Abbey needs to retire from comedy and concentrate on his serious roles. He means well. He’s just the finest actor you would ever find locally, with incredibly unbearable facial expressions, and keeps appearing on our television in dumb ads.

But then Abbey really needs to start ingratiating into the caliber of a director of corporate company than being in a class of comedians.

 

Sarah Zawedde
How time flies!! Sarah needs to start looking forward to having kids as far as growing up is considered. She has been in different relationships that has not yielded any fruits of night fights.

 
Jackie Chandiru

 

Recently when Chandiru was confined in the rehab over drug overdose, romour went around that the singer was so stressed after being dumped by the muzungu mufele lover.

Chandiru has been having troubled relationships and as most of her former singing members are having kids; she is very worried of not having kids. Now that she has recovered from the drug addiction, Jackie should grow up and settle with a man to have kids.

 
John Ssegawa

John Segawa

John Segawa

There are so many reasons why Ssegawa had to make it to this list. He dated various good looking babes and fathered kids with two of Uganda’s finest actresses. Sources reveal that Ssegawa recently revealed to the media that he is not going to marry.

However, we disagree as it is better he grow up and marry so that he lives a decent life.

 
Fatboy

Fat Boy

Fat Boy

James Onen aka Fatboy is one of the prominent radio presenter who commands a following.

Fatboy seems to be a showman rather than a radio personality with veritable class. He is more concerned in throwing his emotions to his ardent fans of his radio show than appearing as a responsible personality in the country.

At about forty years, Fatboy needs to grow up and take things as a mature person. Reports reveal that he doesn’t believe in owning a house because most prominent historical philosophers never had houses and most of his beliefs are considered to be odd to many ‘thinking’ members of society. It is said that he has been dumped by different good looking women who were ready to start a life with him but then after considered to throw in the towel because of his boyish ways stuck in him like spending most of his times on video games.

 

Hellena Mayanja

Helena Mayanja

Helena Mayanja

Hellena is probably clocking 40. That is an age when most people learn to speak like adults and to conduct semi-mature relationships which last longer. Most of Hellena’s contemporaries are preparing their first born children for primary leaving examinations and they reminisce the money they spent on the children’s pampers, Hellena is also counting money she has spent on her own pads. We don’t know much about Hellena’s love life. Oh wait, we do. She was once very close to her brother Mith’s tight buddy rapper Navio but it was very decretive and short-lived.

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